October 17, 2020 Beth Beck Blogs Have you ever been wrong? October 17, 2020 Beth Beck Blogs Have you ever been so wrong about something that it shakes your belief in everything?
November 1, 2019 Beth Beck Blogs I am not quite Tina Fey. November 1, 2019 Beth Beck Blogs Once upon a time I passed a note in 9th grade that made Mr. Tupta, who barely had a sense of humor, laugh out loud.
March 20, 2018 Beth Beck Blogs There will be vomit. March 20, 2018 Beth Beck Blogs Stomach bug, stomach bug. LICE. LICE. Stomach bug. I wish it were the beginning of some amazing Haiku, at the end of which ...
March 19, 2018 Beth Beck Blogs For the love of dog. March 19, 2018 Beth Beck Blogs I didn't like your dog whether it jumped and slobbered when I visited your home, or when it pulled itself toward me ...
February 14, 2018 Beth Beck Blogs Do giant lips sink ships? February 14, 2018 Beth Beck Blogs First it was breasts, then butts then lips. When is bigger absolutely not better … and who gets to decide?
February 9, 2018 Beth Beck Blogs For whom the (Wendy) bell tolls. February 9, 2018 Beth Beck Blogs Ignorance is not bliss—just ask Wendy Bell. Or, ask me for that matter, because there’s no doubt I’ve perpetuated speculation.
February 7, 2018 Beth Beck Blogs Finding your voice. February 7, 2018 Beth Beck Blogs This blog is not about how you pretend you're Beyonce in the shower. It's also not about making a name ...
September 18, 2017 Beth Beck Blogs I was born here. September 18, 2017 Beth Beck Blogs Nearly 45 years ago, I was born in the United States of America to two people who were also born in the United States of America.
August 26, 2017 Beth Beck Blogs Donut privilege is real. August 26, 2017 Beth Beck Blogs "Can we get donuts?" they said. It was not a highly unreasonable request as there had just been a sleepover and it was a Saturday.
March 12, 2017 Beth Beck Blogs Ode to an hour, or a puppy. March 12, 2017 Beth Beck Blogs I missed an hour more than this one time in Cali. I realized several things on that trip ...
July 28, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs You say RNC, I say DNC ... July 28, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs I was in a hotel room at Ogelbay Park in Wild and Wonderful West Virginia. Hotter than hell and beyond bored, I looked on in protest ...
June 16, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs Sometimes God gives me more than I can handle. June 16, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs You know those well-meaning pontifications that ring hollower than the hole in a bunt cake? I am not a fan.
June 3, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs How's your moral compass? June 3, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs I want my two little girls to aspire to be more than God’s gift to yoga pants, but sometimes, I fear that yearning might get lost ...
April 26, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs Johnny cannot be good. April 26, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs Sometimes the Johnny Manziels of the world aren’t bad, just sick. Maybe the guy is bad news. Maybe he’s sick and bad.
April 13, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs Little kids with big bags. April 13, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs If you played a sport in olden times, chances are your equipment wasn’t on par with A-Rod’s or Lebron’s.
March 28, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs Do you have these in blue, too? March 28, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs If there’s one thing I’ve noticed about people, it’s that we “want.” And what we often want most of all is “more.”
March 15, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs I hate election years. March 15, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs I rant in election years. I become angry and hateful. I dislike people based on whom they like or dislike. I become judgmental and mental ...
March 8, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs What would Pittsburgh Dad do? March 8, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs Negotiating with children is like bargaining with teeny tiny terrorists. I completely understand why nations avoid brokering deals with madmen.
February 23, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs Walmart blows. February 23, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs May you live in interesting times … and, if they fail to be interesting enough, I invite you to visit Walmart.
February 19, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs Lice happens. February 19, 2016 Beth Beck Blogs Let me be clear: LICE is a four-letter word for a reason. I know, I know, the world is full of tragedy and unimaginable horrors ...
